1. My brother and I came to McDonald’s and the Play Place was completely empty, so we climbed the play structure.

    My brother and I came to McDonald’s and the Play Place was completely empty, so we climbed the play structure.

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  2. This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!

    darklight1824:

    doingthemost510:

    purelyawkward:

    MONEY.

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    Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

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    Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

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    My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

    chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? image

    brunetteinferno:

    OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D

    got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. 

    forever reblog

    haha I got money today!!! 

    Show me the moneyyyy!

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    MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY!

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  3. robin-the-fallen-angel:

hopped-up-on-misha:

darlingfilm:

I was told to spread the word.

Am I a nerd for thinking this is kind of a cute idea? 

So we’ve already had 3 apocalypses, and have two more irl-ones scheduled

    robin-the-fallen-angel:

    hopped-up-on-misha:

    darlingfilm:

    I was told to spread the word.

    Am I a nerd for thinking this is kind of a cute idea? 

    So we’ve already had 3 apocalypses, and have two more irl-ones scheduled

    (via assbutts-ahoy)

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  5. cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics


My grandma would have handed the money back and told me to get it myself.

    cafemusaiin:

    samsvirtuallife:

    positlvedreamer:

    cafemusaiin:

    i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

    this perfectly describes grandmas 

    My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

    im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

    My grandma would have handed the money back and told me to get it myself.

    (via assbutts-ahoy)

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  6. greenseer:

    kittylevin:

    jadebloods:

    sunshien:

    halogenic:

    have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

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    i have so many questions

    this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer

    (Seriously do it)

    i love this post holy shit

    Yes. When I was nine, I had a dream that I got decapitated by a guillotine in a church. I still remember every detail, seven years later.

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  7. What’s the difference between Adrian (our brother) and a hobo? Hobo’s have more money.
    – My sister

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  8. Breakfast in bed for Alice.

    Breakfast in bed for Alice.

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  9. I’m laying on my bed and my brother is taking a shower and I can hear him singing along to Wrecking Ball playing from his phone.

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  13. Anyone that can help me with my homework? Just the first ten.

    Anyone that can help me with my homework? Just the first ten.

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  14. hidingfromthespotlight:

drhanniballecter:

youonlyloseorgans:

Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong



could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see


At first I thought it said ‘It’s Okay To Be A Cannibal’. I’m an idiot.

    hidingfromthespotlight:

    drhanniballecter:

    youonlyloseorgans:

    Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong

    could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see

    At first I thought it said ‘It’s Okay To Be A Cannibal’. I’m an idiot.

    (via assbutts-ahoy)

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  15. Two fucking AM and my mouth is fucking killing me. Can someone just fucking shoot me and put me out of my misery? Please?

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